This is a little taste of some of the conversations we have had at our house today…
Kelten: Hey mom can I go to school yet?
Me: what time is it?
Kelten: (as he walks away) I should just go she won’t know because she’s sleep talking anyways...
Me: (thinking, must get up must ge….t….ZZZZ)
(Sad but true! In my defense I know for a fact he won’t leave w/o kissing me goodbye. So, I’m sure that’s why I felt comfy going back to sleep)
Me: Hey guys have you seen the cat?
Kippi: Yeah he’s in our closet…
Me: Uh, why is he in the closet?
Kippi: I don’t know maybe he’s laying kittens... Oh wait never mind he can’t lay kittens cause you guys took him to get his nipples chopped off remember?
Me: Oh yeah ....(Laughing until I snort!!)
Me: Yeah Rieken?
Rieken: (to Kippi) See Kippi I say so.
Me: (to Kippi) what did he say?
Kippi: He said you can hear
Me: why would he think I couldn’t?
Kippi: I told him you can’t hear anymore cause when I hit him and he cried you didn’t yell at me…
Me: (thinking, I had better put my listening ears on ASAP)
Kippi: for lunch can I have tuna fish?
Rieken: I hate tuna fes
Me: what do you want then?
Rieken: uh a Pa seekle
Me: sorry pal real food first. What do you want for real food?
Rieken: bubble gum
Me: again bud, not real food.
Rieken: you not make real food daddy does.( with a look of confusion)
Kippi: Rieken, mommy can make tuna fish and it really does taste good,,(with an overly happy smile)
Rieken: (to Kippi) you pomise?
Me: Oh good tuna it is
Kippi: Mom please don’t disappoint me I made a promise…
Me: (thinking to myself, I should have let him have the stinking popsicle)